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    Monday, March 13th, 2006
    11:31 pm
    i <3 new york
    omfg ! why?! this girl had it going on.. yaknow the kinda girl you could see "standin at the bus stop suckin on a lollipop". then the unexpected happens, flava flav eliminates "new york" from the show. he said he wanted to "roll with hoops". whateva!
    i'll still watch vh1 but the whole thing had me a little shakenup. shortly after the show ended i took the clock off from around my neck, hung my cape up, and went out to ampm. after the craziness of some vh1 celebreality one thing always help calm the nerves.. huckers!!
    the huckers (prostitutues) that turn tricks at the vacaville ampm are a real sweet deal cause they dont have pimps. so,.. you can usually get a good price just by yelling and intimidating them (make sure they're in the van already). try it next time. =P anyway, she gets in and it's this girl i went to highschool with. she asks how much ive got to spend. i point to the change in the ashtray and say "that's all you, baby". this is where things get ugly. she gives me some b.s. about how i can get a handjob. psh! so i tells it to her like this "why would i pay you .. for something i can do myself ... BETTER!" i ended up making up the difference in trade. man.. things aint what they used to be.
    Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
    12:11 am
    about a year since my last lj entry =^o
    oh wow.. finally after all this time. golly i'm so excited! ..i..i.. ..
    oh damn.

    well that was short and disappointing. .. i'm sorry. it's just that i like all of you so much and i got too excited and it's been so so so long.

    can we go again?
    Tuesday, February 15th, 2005
    12:24 am
    the last couple days.. and ... my sweet valentine...
    breakfast in minneapolis... lunch in vegas... and still made it home in time for school at sfsu from 2-10pm, followed by beer and valentines dinner with my room-mate, the spacehooker. it has been a hell of a day. thanks again [info]bispo.

    to all you minnesota peoples, thank you for the wonderfull time! [info]humpydog thanks for letting me crash. [info]rachelh27 thanks for helping with the mw accent. [info]tylerscience thanks for the entertainment. and a special thanks to [info]conformityvsme for nothinn!!! jp, talking with you on the phone helped this old man realize one last erection. and your good luck helped me break them mw folks off at some texas hold em. whenever we meet up, i've got a tip for you.=P

    oh and while im talking about texas hold em... if you know how to play, you don't even have to be any good. please contact me. don bispo and i are trying to get a game going. (bay area)

    ok. now for the feature presentation...........
    i keep myself completely single so that when the right girl comes along, i'll be ready... totally unprepared, but ready. well,... today after six to eight weeks of waiting plus shipping and handling, she has arrived. my date finally arrived. it's cold here in the city, not minneapolis cold but cold enough for my date to feel like a corpse. having a drunk date is better than the corpse deal cause your arms don't get exhausted from shoveling through six feet of dirt. now, i don't know if any of you have ever "dated" a corpse... but umm.. a little alcohol, an electric blanket and some imagination... .. .you get the picture.
    Friday, February 11th, 2005
    2:10 pm
    too many topics to cover....
    it has been brought to my attention that there is "smear campaign" against me that has been started by don donatella danger. i'll never understand where this hatred comes from...

    bispo and i getting selected for random bag searches at the airport leads me to believe that one of our names means "terrorist" in tagalog. there was a small temptation to tell them that "nathan" is korean for "ahkbid".

    the humpydog is real. it's not just an lj icon used by [info]humpydog .

    minneapolis does so much with so few degrees of temperature. 30 degrees? wow! it feels like at least 45, this is a.mazing!

    school has started for me at sfsu, and that's just buckets of fun.... because there was so much free time on my hands before school started.

    owning a comic shop/internet-cafe is also proving to be more than a little time consuming. the title of "president" has also come with the lions share of responsibilities.

    while i'm in minnesota for the weekend, my parents are in australia for the month, which means i get left taking care of their bills. and looking after the house. oh good, it's still there.

    i've failed as bigbrother. i can't convince my little sister [info]nonoxynol09 not to join the military.

    despite all of this i try to find a lot of time for myself. this means giving up sleep.

    back to the minneapolis-twin cities story.....
    have you ever heard about people who have to give up their favorite pet? these people love their pet a lot and want to make sure that it gets put into a good a home. sometimes they'll travel to meet the new "owners", and to check out the neighborhood. well.. there are good people out here in minnesota. [info]rachelh27 is one of the good people that has helped me develop my minnesota accent. it appears that my dogg will have a new home, here in mn. it would be nice if i could at least bring back a humpydog ... oh well. [info]bispo thanks for bringing me out here.

    i think we're supposed to go to a "rave" later. hmm... this year makes 10 years of dirty warehouse parties for barry.
    Sunday, January 30th, 2005
    8:13 am
    LFG SF [23] ..........."slash dance".........
    had an especially good day at work........ wandered in around 4pm ........ said "joe, please vacuum." ......"ryan, pleae fix this computer".... "after i put up this poster, i'll be in the back playing w.o.w."... ................
    ............ .... i hope someone put up that poster. .......
    /tardboggler ya muthas a horde
    Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
    4:23 am
    i was raped in LA ...
    the weekend was a lot of fun. packed my dear dear gentleman mr.jeremey, and our lovely traveling companion ms.emi into the car for a trip that would span LA, glendale, hollywood, anaheim, san diego, and a grip of butt towns in between.

    i've recently picked up a digital camera. i'm still not tech savvy enough to do the whole "picture pages" thing. but if i were, you'd get to see a three legged pit-bull, and a highway sign that shows a family frantically running across the freeway.

    now.. . back to the rape. so, ya see. the sales people on melrose are like rapists, and their shop is like their car... or van with tinted windows.. anyway. i was lured into the van by the sales girl, she was the candy next to the van. before i knew it she was trying to talk me into going further than i'd planned on. and she didn't stop until i was screaming "ok ok !! i need it!! please !! please !! i'll do anything!! ... you know i want it, stop talking and just give it to me already!!" in the end it was a lot like being raped. i left feeling like maybe it was my fault, and wondering ... where was mr.bispo? why did he leave me here along with her, she was obviously stronger than me. despite the ordeal i'm quite happy with what i got.

    oh and there was other fun stuff... visited mr.johnny2bad, rosemary (in san diego)and others... thanks jeremey, thanks emi.=]
    Tuesday, January 18th, 2005
    3:43 am
    I've missed you oh so much.......
    i've been thinking of you the entire time i was away..
    especially at nite.
    90mph over the bay bridge with only one thing on my mind.
    i've missed being close to you.. you're so soft...
    and even though i had an offer to sleep in the eastbay... i drove all the way back here just for you.
    i've missed being on top of you all nite, and lazily spreading myself over you in the morning.. and well into in the afternoon...
    but now that i'm here..
    you're so cold to me.
    but none of that matters, because i need to be in you ..now!
    does anyone else feel this way about their bed after a long weekend?
    Saturday, January 8th, 2005
    7:32 pm
    i'm sooooo hung........ hungover......... grr.........
    it's been about 10 days since i've read any lj. work has been taking up a lot of my time. once school starts i'll be spending most of my time here at home instead of splitting it between san francisco and vacaville.

    it's been brought to my attention that i'm the world's worst designated driver and that i'm a complete lush. if i offended anyone while i was drunk please let me know, i really enjoy those stories. = ]

    and now for something perverted..........
    so up in vacaville there is this guy named mike who married a korean woman named come. this marriage made her mrs.hunt. together they're
    COME AND MIKE HUNT ...

    one more thing. lindsay!! i'm going to hold this against you for a long time. it's so wrong of you to not be in minneapolis the weekend mr.bispo and i plan on being there. you're so wrong. =]
    Sunday, December 26th, 2004
    2:40 am
    aah... time with the family
    ...early day....
    watched the poker pro-tour with my ma. played some no-limit hold'em with ma and sis. poker is has done a lot for this family. my mom and her boyfriend tom are really into it. tom made a living off the game for about 12 years, during that time he was able to buy his first few houses.

    ...evening....
    drove the family to see "meet the fockers", it was quite funny.

    ...late late at night....
    took some of my holiday cash and found a prostitute that looked a lot like a girl that i went to highschool with. i know i know.. you're thinkin, was it her? no, it wasn't. this girl although highschool age, clearly was not going to school. we talked a little. it turns out she was new to this (explains why i hadn't seen her around) and just needed the money to get some milk for her baby. when i heard that it made me feel better about what i was doing. it made me forget about how she'd been crying most of the time. suddenly i felt like i was helping young mothers do something. i rolled down the car window to have a cigarette. she asked me for one but i wasn't about to give a smoke to a 17 year old.
    this whole "doing the right thing", it ain't easy.
    Thursday, December 23rd, 2004
    11:24 pm
    yo osby, thanks for the blog stuffs..
    xmas party at barrymcackiner's house!!


    _simstim_
    _simstim_</strong> drank 6 kahluas, 15 gins, 8 champagnes, 7 pulques and 13 pernods.

    _simstim_</strong> had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible

    To say that _simstim_</strong> loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!

    conformityvsme
    conformityvsme</strong> drank 15 red wines, 5 ales, 14 irish creams and 9 gins.

    Oh the powers of persusasion! thesenorita</strong> managed to convince a less than sober conformityvsme</strong> that the milkman had run away with their dentures. conformityvsme</strong> began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!

    djorigami
    djorigami</strong> drank 5 tequilas, 14 lagers, 2 aligator bites and 14 cognacs.

    barrymcackiner
    barrymcackiner</strong> drank 9 sambuccas, 14 cosmopolitans, 5 white russians, 6 whiskeys and a pilsner.

    teknodiva
    teknodiva</strong> drank 4 goldschlagers, 5 brandys, 4 everclears and 13 poteens.

    mutor
    mutor</strong> drank 5 pilsners, 4 kahluas, 5 hot toddys and 12 vermouths.

    thesenorita
    thesenorita</strong> drank 7 lagers, 2 hot toddys, 2 pulques, 3 vermouths, 7 aligator bites and 4 brandys.

    wurzle
    wurzle</strong> drank 3 absinthes, 5 sambuccas and 14 everclears.

    mattholland
    mattholland</strong> drank a mint julep, 3 sherrys, 3 white wines and 8 vermouths.

    nonoxynol09
    nonoxynol09</strong> drank 8 vodkas, 2 vermouths and 4 tequilas.

    _simstim_</strong>, djorigami</strong>, mutor</strong> are in contention of winning "Best Group of Barfers" at the annual "Karen Carpenter Memorial Awards" in Paris.



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    Tuesday, December 21st, 2004
    3:50 am
    illness brought on a new jeresy accent...
    oh yea yea yea.. fuh all yous kids out theya. you don't be knowins bout illness. this sheeit is so dayum serious. tuhday, thas right,.. tuhday, i finds a lesion on mees peanuts. an all this afta coefin up what looked to be a sunny sideup egg. it's bayd. it's ole bayd. ans in addition to the illness thayt aint's going no-whaya, i gots this joysy accent. i aints even been ta joysy. ahhh fuh cryin out loud!!?
    Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
    2:48 pm
    supapuffn8 / Barry McAckiner / Nathan ..quarterly..
    BUSINESS SECTION
    Supapuff is now the President of TheGameWarden.inc. .. Read more... )
    Tuesday, December 7th, 2004
    2:16 am
    12:45 am
    gots all my shit and i'm starting a new life.....
    leather gloves.................. check
    black spandex ................... check
    infra-red night vision goggles .. check
    num-chucks ...................... check
    ninja throwing stars............. check

    hmmm... something is missing.
    i'm going to be away for a while.

    ran errands with my room-mate today. i'll spare you the mundane details and get to the highlights.
    ((((((((((((NIGHT VISION GOGGLES))))))))))))

    oh and by the way, i can toss ninja stars at all of you like i was poker dealer.
    chuck.chuck.chuch.chuck.chuck.chuck.chuck.chuck.chuck.chuck.chuck.chuck.chuck.chuck.chuck.chuck....

    Current Mood: optimistic
    Sunday, December 5th, 2004
    5:58 pm
    (((((((((((((((STOP DROP AND ROLL)))))))))))))))
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    Mushrooms

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    Inhalents

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    Marijuana

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    Alcohol

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    Saturday, December 4th, 2004
    9:07 pm
    i was seeing this girl who is totally totally crazy.
    bi-polar disorder, feminist, vegan, in therapy, in codependents anonymous, and just plain crazy.crazy.crazy.
    seein as how im non judgmental and liked her a lot, i was willing to overlook a lot...

    i want a girl that is down with the institution of commitment,
    not a girl that was committed to the institution.

    girls are lunatics and heart-breakers.
    Friday, December 3rd, 2004
    8:25 pm
    it's been about of month of bad writing ALSO! free porn and thrift shopping
    i'd like to thank everyone who has listened or called in during the past
    month. it's been quite therapeutic putting things down on paper. an
    archive of my foul/humorous thoughts are now at my fingertips. my
    foulness is now also at your fingertips. now i don't
    have to remember or retell each silly story that people seem to think is
    "nonfiction".
    some are and some aren't .. c'mon now, ectoplasm? really.

    now for our feature presentation of ... " free porn and thrift shopping "
    ....
    ....
    i'm not downing either one, they're both viable ways of filling a need.
    good finds are out there. but often the good finds require quite an
    investment of time into places that.. well.. you would only bring "certain
    friends".
    it's not often that we can leave a whole day open for "searching", sooo..
    sometimes we are you tempted to lower our standards just to keep
    the day moving. do not do this.
    as a veteran, i know when to just walk away. that's right.
    sometimes you just have to leave empty handed, thinking "what a waste of
    time".
    "i'll check back tomorrow."
    Wednesday, November 24th, 2004
    3:52 am
    scotch and scrabble huh?....riiiiiiight...
    ppl, if you're in the area "go to hggrmggr". i'll get you a drink, my credit card is still there.
    as it turns out, i left a hggr mggr, a place i've come to like very much to get ambushed by a "wet willie ninja"! [info]juusan wtf? pray that we don't meet again. there wasn't a crowd to hide in or you'd have really gotten it.

    oh and that "ghost" [info]skyvillain was there, how random is that?
    she didn't appear to have ectoplasm on her but then again, ... i didn't see her under a blacklight.
    Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004
    12:31 pm
    ghost stories pt2
    woke up at the crack of noon.
    scared, trembling, but..warm.
    once again i have woken up in a pool of ectoplasm.
    i've cum to the realization that there may not be a ghost.
    that feeling that came over me was .. it was something else.
    this time the ectoplasm wasn't caused by dreaming of you*,
    it was caused by .. shit. i can't spell it.. africa bam-something:
    "dark matter moving at he speed of light - track2".
    it's sick.
    so f'n sick.
    you've got to hear it.
    i'm finished with my beer, now to shower, then off to school.

    Current Music: dark matter moving at the speed of light track.2
    Monday, November 22nd, 2004
    2:02 am
    cold, trembling and scared...
    this may sound crazy,
    but i was just visited by a ghost in the middle of the nite.
    it woke me up from a dream.
    has this happened to anyone else!?
    so totally freaked out right now.
    just woke up in a cold sweat..

    i am trembling...
    and so scared.
    Read more... )

    Current Mood: drained
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